1. You own dozens of snaffle bits and
they're all exactly alike.
2. You have so many snaffle bridles that students look disgusted when you
say, "Go get the snaffle bridle."
3. You own every style of bootjack but still need help getting your boots
off.
4. You own every size, shape, and color spurs come in.
5. You own the gallon size container of horse treats.
6. Your last jumping saddle is getting dusty.
7. You own lots of dressage and lunging whips.
8. You let everyone borrow anything except your favorite dressage saddle.
9. You own every size, shape, and color dressage saddle pads come in.
10. Your favorite girth is the one from the saddleseat catalog.
11. You own every style of gel pad available.
12. Your favorite gloves are falling apart but you can't bear the thought
of throwing them out.
13. You found a mouse nest at the bottom of the pile of unrolled polo
wraps.
14. Your favorite trophy is the plaster cast of your seat from the custom
saddle maker.
15. You favorite blue ribbon is from that show that no longer exists
Contributed by Beth Collier
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