• I promise never to dump the wheelbarrow of manure over while my master is mucking my stall (my friend's horse does this all the time)
• I will not dump the full manure cart all over my nice clean stall.
• I will not grab my lead rope in my mouth and attempt to lead myself.
• I will not follow mommy into the tack room.
• If you leave the muck rake leaning against the fence, I will not pick it up and rerake all the nice little piles. (I wish I had my camcorder...I could have won the funniest home video contest!)
• I will not ignore Mom when she tries to drive me away so she can nail up a new board and instead bite her head and pull her hair everytime she looks down to hammer.

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