If at first you don't succeed shy, shy again.

(The inner meaning: Never, ever, give up...but be coy about it!)

Save your ponies for a rainy day.

(The inner meaning: Those ponies can really add up! Be frugal with them.)

Horseyness is next to Godliness.

(The inner meaning: Loving horses is a way to be close to him in spirit. Oh! Don't forget to keep them clean!)

Just say neigh!

(The inner meaning: When temptation crosses your path the easiest way to resist is to throw your head back and say neigh!)

The bucking stops here!

(The inner meaning: The person at the top is responsible for all the bucking that takes place under them! Huh?)

A foal and his mommy are soon parted.

(The inner meaning: If you're a foal and you're being.....no wait......If your a mommy and your foal is being.....Oh, never mind.)

Manure happens!

(The inner meaning: Life can sometimes be a disappointing pile of .. uh .. circumstances! Taken from an ancient human proverb.)

Don't stirrup trouble.

(The inner meaning: Don't be a part of the problem, be a part of the solution, especially if you have only one foot in the stirrup!)

Whinnying is everything.

(The inner meaning: Even if you win every event, whinnying when you're a winner is more important than winning and neglecting the whinny, so whinny when you win and you'll truly be a winner! Whinnying isn't everything, it's the only thing!)

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