A friend gives you a horse... 
You build a small shelter...$750 
You fence in a paddock...$450 
Purchase small truck to haul hay...$12,000 
Purchase a 2 horse trailer...$2,800 
Purchase 2nd horse...$2,500 
Build larger shelter with storage...$2,000 
More fencing...$1,200 
Purchase 3rd horse...$3,000 
Purchase 4 horse trailer...$17,500 
Purchase larger truck...$23,000 
Purchase 4 acres next door...$38,000 
More fencing...$2,000 
Build small barn...$18,000 
Purchase camper for truck...$9,000 
Purchase tractor...$23,000 
Purchase 4th & 5th horse...$6,500 
Purchase 20 acres...$285,000 
Build house...$185,000 
Build barn...$56,000 
More fencing & corrals...$24,000 
Build covered arena...$182,000 
Purchase Dually...$44,000 
Purchase gooseneck w/living quarters...$45,000 
Purchase 6th, 7th & 8th horse...$10,750 
Hire full time trainer...$50,000 
Build house for trainer...$84,000 
Buy motor home for shows...$125,000 
Hire attorney -- spouse leaving you for trainer...$35,000 
Declare bankruptcy, spouse gets everything. 
Friend feels sorry for you...gives you a horse.....

Submitted by Tracy

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