This story takes you to a big pasture,
filled with a lovely bunch of horses. A question has just been asked
amid the herd. Let's listen in on the conversation among the many
breeds of horses.
............"Who Can Open the Gate?"............
Lipizzan: No need for opening it! When are you all
going to learn how to fly?!!
Thoroughbred: I don't want to mess with that gate and
I am too scared of flying! I will just jump over it and leave you all
behind.
Paint: Yeah, what he said! Na Na Na Na Na Na!
Palomino: Forget it. Count me out. I am not taking any
chances of messing up my chrome!
Arabian: You'll have to get somebody else to do it.
I'm not messin' up my nails for no one!
Quarter Horse: Maybe if I push on it with my big buns,
I could open it!
Standardbred: Pity on all of you. I'll figure it out,
just give me some time.
Polo Pony: Wait just a minute, let me get my stick and
give it a few bloody wacks!
Shetland: Let me at it. I'll break the stupid thing!
Then you all can get out of my face.
Mule: Oh, let's just pack it in and call it a day.
Saddlebred: Now, now. I'll open it, if someone could
help me with my shoes?
Fresian: I'll do it! Do you think it will mess up my
hair? I always have such good hair days.
Mustang: Heck with opening it, how about I just run
the whole darn fence over?
Belgian: Step back! You all aren't strong enough to do
it. I'll do it. Oh, but what if I break it?
Morgan: There, there. I'll do it for you. No need to
have such a big fit. Peace be with all of you. Is there anything else I
could do for you after I get done with the gate?
Appaloosa: Oh, hush all of you! Ya big bunch of
sissies. No one is leaving till I say so!
Percheron: I have already opened the gate while you
all have been arguing! I even went down the next row and opened all the
other gates. So it will be awhile before I have to listen to all of you
argue again!
Contributed by:
Shelly Bataglia Mcloud, OK
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