1. You own dozens of snaffle bits and they're all exactly alike.
2. You
have so many snaffle bridles that students look disgusted when you say, "Go get the snaffle
bridle."
3. You own every style of bootjack but still need help getting your boots off.
4. You own every size, shape, and color spurs come in.
5. You own the gallon size container
of horse treats.
6. Your last jumping saddle is getting dusty.
7. You own lots of dressage
and lunging whips.
8. You let everyone borrow anything except your favorite dressage saddle.
9. You own every size, shape, and color dressage saddle pads come in.
10. Your favorite girth
is the one from the saddleseat catalog.
11. You own every style of gel pad available.
12. Your favorite gloves are falling apart but you can't bear the thought of throwing them out.
13. You found a mouse nest at the bottom of the pile of unrolled polo wraps.
14. Your favorite
trophy is the plaster cast of your seat from the custom saddle maker.
15. You favorite blue
ribbon is from that show that no longer exists
Contributed by Beth Collier
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