- I promise never to dump the wheelbarrow of manure over
while my master is mucking my stall (my friend's horse does this all the time)
- I will not dump the full manure cart all over my nice
clean stall.
- I will not grab my lead rope in my mouth and attempt to
lead myself.
- I will not follow mommy into the tack room.
- If you leave the muck rake leaning against the fence,
I will not pick it up and rerake all the nice little piles. (I wish I had my camcorder...I could
have won the funniest home video contest!)
- I will not ignore Mom when she tries to drive me away
so she can nail up a new board and instead bite her head and pull her hair everytime she looks
down to hammer.
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