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How to Think Like A Horse: The Essential Handbook for Understanding Why Horses Do What They Do

Horse Stable and Riding Arena Design

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Horsekeeping on a Small Acreage: Designing and Managing Your Equine Facilities

Horse Resolutions For A New Year

1. I CAN walk and poop at the same time. I can, I can,I can

2. I will NOT leave when my rider falls off.

3. I will NOT leap over large nonexistent obstacles when the whim strikes.

4. I will NOT bite my farriers derriere just because it's there.

5.I will Not blow my nose on my human.

6. I will NOT try to mooch goodies off every human within 1 mile radius.

7. I will NOT chase the ponies into the electric fence to see if it's on.

8. I promise NEVER to dump the wheelbarrow of manure over while my human is mucking my stall.

9. I am neither a beaver nor carpenter. I promise I won't eat or remodel the barn or the new fences.

10. I WILL forgive my human for the very bad hair cut ,even though I look like a freak.

11. I accept that not every carrot is for me.

12. I will not shy at familiar objects just for fun.

13. I will put my ears forward and cooperate when it comes to photos.

-Bailee Harris, Trinity Hills Pony Club

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