Equine Kingdom Riding Academy is no longer in operation.
These more than 2,000 unique pages are provided for historical and educational reference.
Equine Kingdom - Click to return to the homepage
Lessons  Arcade Anatomy Articles
Training Newsletters Library Breeds
Boarding Photos | Videos Classifieds Links
Wish List Education |Names Photography Quizzes
Advertising Miscellaneous Gifts   Humor U.S. Stables
Fun Facts Comments Stories  Books Tack Shop
History Glossary
SiteMap Contact Search Equine Kingdom

How to Think Like A Horse: The Essential Handbook for Understanding Why Horses Do What They Do

Horse Stable and Riding Arena Design

Horse Owner's Veterinary Handbook (Howell Reference Books)

Horsekeeping on a Small Acreage: Designing and Managing Your Equine Facilities

A Horse's Notable Quotes


If at first you don't succeed shy, shy again.

(The inner meaning: Never, ever, give up...but be coy about it!)

Save your ponies for a rainy day.

(The inner meaning: Those ponies can really add up! Be frugal with them.)

Horseyness is next to Godliness.

(The inner meaning: Loving horses is a way to be close to him in spirit. Oh! Don't forget to keep them clean!)

Just say neigh!

(The inner meaning: When temptation crosses your path the easiest way to resist is to throw your head back and say neigh!)

The bucking stops here!

(The inner meaning: The person at the top is responsible for all the bucking that takes place under them! Huh?)

A foal and his mommy are soon parted.

(The inner meaning: If you're a foal and you're being.....no wait......If your a mommy and your foal is being.....Oh, never mind.)

Manure happens!

(The inner meaning: Life can sometimes be a disappointing pile of .. uh .. circumstances! Taken from an ancient human proverb.)

Don't stirrup trouble.

(The inner meaning: Don't be a part of the problem, be a part of the solution, especially if you have only one foot in the stirrup!)

Whinnying is everything.

(The inner meaning: Even if you win every event, whinnying when you're a winner is more important than winning and neglecting the whinny, so whinny when you win and you'll truly be a winner! Whinnying isn't everything, it's the only thing!)

Return to main Humor page

From www.facethemusic.org


Webmaster: Sally A. Nolte
 EquineKingdom.com  2007-2023
Copyright, Disclaimer, and Terms of Use
Locations of visitors to this page
Please also visit:   RF Cafe | Airplanes and Rockets