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If at first you don't succeed shy, shy again.
(The inner meaning: Never, ever, give up...but be coy about it!)
Save your ponies for a rainy day.
(The inner meaning: Those ponies can really add up! Be frugal with them.)
Horseyness is next to Godliness.
(The inner meaning: Loving horses is a way to be close to him in spirit. Oh! Don't
forget to keep them clean!)
Just say neigh!
(The inner meaning: When temptation crosses your path the easiest way to resist
is to throw your head back and say neigh!)
The bucking stops here!
(The inner meaning: The person at the top is responsible for all the bucking that
takes place under them! Huh?)
A foal and his mommy are soon parted.
(The inner meaning: If you're a foal and you're being.....no wait......If your
a mommy and your foal is being.....Oh, never mind.)
Manure happens!
(The inner meaning: Life can sometimes be a disappointing pile of .. uh .. circumstances!
Taken from an ancient human proverb.)
Don't stirrup trouble.
(The inner meaning: Don't be a part of the problem, be a part of the solution,
especially if you have only one foot in the stirrup!)
Whinnying is everything.
(The inner meaning: Even if you win every event, whinnying when you're a winner
is more important than winning and neglecting the whinny, so whinny when you win and you'll truly
be a winner! Whinnying isn't everything, it's the only thing!)
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